jīn今tiān天zǎo早shàng上wǒ我qǐ起chuáng床de的shí时hou候,zhǎo找bú不dào到wǒ我de的shǒu手jī机。

When I got up this morning I couldn't find my phone.

wǒ我zài在fáng房jiān间lǐ里zhǎo找le了hěn很cháng长shí时jiān间。

I searched the room for a long time.

zhuō桌zi子shàng上méi没yǒu有,yǐ椅zi子shàng上yě也méi没yǒu有。

It wasn't on the table, and it wasn't on the chair either.

wǒ我wèn问qī妻zǐ子:nǐ你kàn看jiàn见wǒ我de的shǒu手jī机le了ma吗?

I asked my wife: have you seen my phone?

tā她shuō说méi没yǒu有,dàn但shì是tā她yě也lái来bāng帮zhù助wǒ我zhǎo找。

She said no, but she came to help me look anyway.

wǒ我men们liǎng两gè个rén人zhǎo找le了èr二shí十fēn分zhōng钟。

The two of us searched for twenty minutes.

wǒ我de的gōng公sī司bā八diǎn点shàng上bān班,xiàn现zài在yǐ已jīng经qī七diǎn点wǔ五shí十le了。

My office starts at eight, and it was already ten to eight.

wǒ我de的nǚ女ér儿zài在páng旁biān边xiào笑。

My daughter was standing next to us, laughing.

tā她shuō说:bà爸ba爸,nǐ你kàn看yī一xià下nǐ你de的yī衣fu服。

She said: Dad, take a look at your clothes.

wǒ我kàn看le了yī一xià下,shǒu手jī机jiù就zài在wǒ我de的yī衣fu服lǐ里!

I looked — and my phone was right there in my clothes!

wèi为shén什me么shǒu手jī机zài在yī衣fu服lǐ里ne呢?

Why was the phone in my clothes?

yīn因wèi为zuó昨tiān天wǎn晚shàng上wǒ我chuān穿nà那jiàn件yī衣fu服qù去pǎo跑bù步。

Because last night I wore those clothes when I went running.

wǒ我pǎo跑bù步huí回lái来de的shí时hou候,méi没yǒu有kàn看yī衣fu服,jiù就shuì睡jiào觉le了。

When I got back from running I didn't check the clothes, I just went to bed.

wǒ我hé和qī妻zǐ子dōu都xiào笑le了。

My wife and I both laughed.

nǚ女ér儿shuō说:bà爸ba爸de的yǎn眼jīng睛bù不hǎo好。

My daughter said: Dad's eyes aren't very good.

wǒ我shuō说:duì对,xià下cì次wǒ我yào要kàn看yī一xià下yī衣fu服。

I said: true — next time I'll check my clothes first.

jīn今tiān天wǒ我dào到gōng公sī司de的shí时hou候,dà大jiā家yǐ已jīng经kāi开shǐ始gōng工zuò作le了。

When I got to the office today everyone had already started working.

dàn但shì是wǒ我zhǎo找dào到le了wǒ我de的shǒu手jī机,suǒ所yǐ以huán还shì是hěn很gāo高xìng兴。

But I'd found my phone, so I was happy all the same.

zhè这jiàn件shì事qíng情fēi非cháng常yǒu有yì意si思。

It was a pretty funny business.